Human Until Further Notice t-Shirt — What The Cryptid?
Price range: $16.49 through $43.67
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| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
The European Werewolf is a biphasic entity documented across the full longitudinal span of the European continent, presenting in a stable human phenotype for the majority of any given lunar cycle before transitioning — fully or partially, depending on the subspecies and the individual — into a large, predatory, wolf-adjacent form. WTC classifies it as a Shapeshifter rather than a Hominid on the grounds that one of its two documented states is unambiguously not human, and that the other state cannot be fully verified. Threat rating is High. It keeps its own schedule.
This t-shirt features the official WTC field designation badge for the European Werewolf: a circular emblem in aged cream and amber on black, centred on a detailed ink-style illustration of a heavily muscled werewolf in mid-snarl — shoulders forward, canines fully extended, amber eyes fixed on something just past the viewer. The text reads HUMAN in large block serif lettering, with UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE set in a smaller weight beneath a ruled divider. The design functions as a status notice. It is accurate as of the date of printing. WTC takes no responsibility for changes in status occurring after the full moon.
◆ HUMAN UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
Available in sizes S through 5XL. Machine wash cold. Do not iron — ironing requires sustained stillness and the werewolf has not remained still long enough for a field team to attempt it.
◆ Product Details
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean drape and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- DTG/DTF prints: detailed garment print with DTF for sleeve/neck labels where used
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; meets safety and EU compliance standards
- Printed and shipped by our fulfilment partners via Printify
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WTC attempted to contact the European Werewolf for comment during its human phase. The individual reached by phone was polite, gave a brief statement, and requested we call back after the weekend. We called back after the weekend. A different voice answered. It did not speak. The line remained open for four minutes before disconnecting. We have logged this as a partial response.
The image above shows the t-shirt print artwork for reference. Colours may appear slightly different on the physical product due to monitor calibration and the printing process. The product mock-up images in the gallery are the most accurate representation of the finished product.
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