Terms & Conditions

01 ◆ About Us

What The Cryptid? ("WTC," "we," "us," or "our") is a satirical paranormal news and entertainment brand operated as a sole trader business based in Western Australia, Australia. Our website is located at whatthecryptid.com.

What The Cryptid? is a work of satire and fiction. All news articles, field reports, personnel profiles, and editorial content published on this website are fictional and intended for entertainment purposes only. No content on this website should be taken as factual reporting. Greg is a fictional character. His coffee, however, remains unexplained.

02 ◆ Acceptance of Terms

By accessing or using this website, or by placing an order through our merchandise store, you agree to be bound by these Terms and Conditions. If you do not agree with any part of these terms, please do not use this website or make a purchase.

We reserve the right to update these Terms and Conditions at any time. Changes will be posted on this page with an updated date. Continued use of the website following any changes constitutes your acceptance of the revised terms.

03 ◆ Merchandise Store

What The Cryptid? operates a merchandise store through WooCommerce, with products fulfilled by Printify and their network of third-party print providers. By placing an order, you agree to the following:

• All product prices are listed in USD unless otherwise stated.
• Orders are subject to availability. We reserve the right to cancel or refuse any order.
• You are responsible for providing accurate shipping information. We cannot be held liable for orders lost or delayed due to incorrect addresses.
• Production and shipping times vary by product and print provider. Estimated timeframes are provided at checkout and are indicative only.
• By completing a purchase, you confirm you are of legal age to enter into a binding contract in your jurisdiction.

04 ◆ Shipping

Orders are fulfilled by Printify's network of print providers and shipped directly to you. Shipping times and costs vary depending on your location and the print provider assigned to your order.

What The Cryptid? is not responsible for delays caused by shipping carriers, customs processing, or circumstances outside our control. International orders may be subject to customs duties and taxes, which are the responsibility of the customer.

05 ◆ Returns, Refunds & Replacements

We want you to be happy with your purchase. Our returns policy mirrors that of our fulfilment partner, Printify, and covers the following circumstances:

• Damaged or defective items: If your order arrives damaged, misprinted, or defective, please contact us within 30 days of delivery at contact@whatthecryptid.com with a description and photograph of the issue. We will arrange a replacement or refund at no additional cost to you.
• Lost orders: If your order has not arrived within the estimated delivery window, please contact us and we will investigate with the fulfilment provider.
• Change of mind: As our products are printed on demand specifically for each order, we are unable to accept returns or offer refunds for change of mind purchases. Please review product details carefully before ordering.
• Incorrect size or colour: Please refer to the size guides provided on each product page. We are unable to offer refunds for incorrect size selections. If you receive an item in a colour or style different from what was ordered, please contact us.

To initiate a return or replacement, contact us at contact@whatthecryptid.com within 30 days of receiving your order.

06 ◆ Intellectual Property

All content on this website — including but not limited to articles, character profiles, artwork, logos, branding, and design elements — is the intellectual property of What The Cryptid? and may not be reproduced, distributed, or used without prior written permission.

The WTC name, logo, character names (including Hal Ridgeway, Mara Vane, Rico Valez, Evelyn Crowe, Malcolm Shaw, Daryl "Daz" McKenna, Penny Hart, and Greg), and associated lore are original creative works. Unauthorised commercial use of these elements is prohibited.

07 ◆ Disclaimer of Liability

All content published on What The Cryptid? is fictional satire intended for entertainment purposes. We make no representations as to the accuracy, completeness, or suitability of any content on this website for any purpose.

What The Cryptid? is not responsible for any actions taken by users in response to content published on this website. We strongly advise against attempting to locate, contact, or engage with any cryptid, entity, or paranormal phenomenon based on information published here. This is satire. Please exercise appropriate caution near treelines regardless.

To the maximum extent permitted by Australian law, What The Cryptid? excludes all liability for loss or damage arising from your use of this website or any products purchased through our store.

08 ◆ Privacy

We collect and handle personal information in accordance with the Australian Privacy Act 1988 and the Australian Privacy Principles. Personal information collected through this website (including names, email addresses, and purchase details) is used solely for the purposes of fulfilling orders, sending requested communications, and improving our services.

We do not sell your personal information to third parties. Email addresses collected through our newsletter subscription are stored with MailerLite and used only to send Dead Frequency and related WTC communications. You may unsubscribe at any time.

For full details, please refer to our Privacy Policy.

09 ◆ Governing Law

These Terms and Conditions are governed by the laws of Western Australia, Australia. Any disputes arising from these terms or your use of this website will be subject to the exclusive jurisdiction of the courts of Western Australia.

If you are a consumer located in Australia, you may also have rights under the Australian Consumer Law that cannot be excluded by these terms.

10 ◆ Contact

If you have any questions about these Terms and Conditions, please contact us at the details below. We will respond within a reasonable timeframe. Greg normally handles correspondence. Greg is currently unavailable. Someone else will get back to you.