Greg joined What The Cryptid? at some point. The exact date is not recorded in the network's employment files, which is unusual, as the network maintains detailed employment files. His application, if one exists, has not been located. HR has been asked about this on three separate occasions and has responded each time with a statement describing Greg as "a valued member of the production team" without addressing the question that was asked.

Nobody is entirely certain who hired Greg. The leading theory is Hal Ridgeway, who neither confirms nor denies this but does refer to Greg with the specific exhausted affection of a man who made a decision he stands by in principle while acknowledging it has had consequences. Hal has left three notes on Greg's desk in the past two months. Two of them are about the parking. One ends with a small heart, which Hal has not explained.

What is known about Greg professionally is as follows. He makes coffee, and the coffee is always the correct temperature regardless of when it was made or how long it has been sitting, which several colleagues have noted is not technically possible. He has building access to areas of the facility that his clearance level does not cover. He sends emails at hours that imply either severe insomnia or a relationship with time that differs meaningfully from the standard model.

He parks terribly. This is the most documented aspect of his employment. There are photographs.

His last confirmed location was Black Hollow Research Access Road, where he was seen heading toward the tree line carrying two coffees and a flashlight. One of the coffees was for Rico. It was still hot when Greg handed it over. That was some time ago. Somewhere, in all probability, Greg is fine. Probably.