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The figure attended the full event, accepted a commemorative programme, and has not yet been identified. The clerk’s office is asking residents to check their families.
The chili reached judging temperature at 2:14 p.m. The entity arrived at 2:51 p.m. The chili was not judged.
Three weeks. Livestock, mail, one casserole dish. Investigators say the Wampus Cat is working from a list.
Earl Tuttle of Tuttle Family Poultry maintains a six-legged apex predator is responsible for significant losses to his flock. Harlan’s Creek Sheriff’s deputies have not ruled this out. They have also not ruled other things in.
The entity spent eleven minutes in the seasonal aisle. It did not interact with merchandise. It did not require assistance. Staff have filed a report. The report has not been collected.
The booking was made through the standard volunteer portal. The occupation listed was ‘night procurement specialist.’ No one checked until Tuesday.
Twenty-two residents have now confirmed the presence of winged, antlered rabbit-creatures on the Courthouse Avenue median strip. Property values are up. Animal Control has been asked to do nothing. A case number has been assigned. It begins with the letter Q.
A BP station on the Nullarbor becomes ground zero for cryptid personal hygiene — and honestly, the three-star Google review is the most upsetting part.
Gippsland retiree turns down RSPCA, ignores local MP, and accepts dead rabbits as ‘a fair arrangement’ from her unidentified subterranean lodger
A rose-breasted galah named Biscuit has reportedly cycled through seventeen distinct vocalisations — including one nobody on Earth can explain — at the Dubbo Show poultry pavilion, leaving judges shaken and at least two attendees reconsidering their life choices.
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