Alien Greys – They Weren’t Asking Permission T-shirt — What The Cryptid?
Price range: $28.99 through $43.67
Description
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
The Greys are among the most consistently reported non-terrestrial biological entities in the documented record, characterised by elongated craniums, large obsidian eyes, and a lean musculature that field researchers have described, without apparent irony, as "purposeful." They have been observed in forest clearings, rural farmland, and at least one Denny's in rural New Mexico, though the last sighting remains contested. They do not announce themselves.
This design documents what multiple Pacific Northwest witnesses described in separate, unconnected reports filed between 1997 and 2019: three Grey entities emerging from dense conifer forest at night, moving in formation, apparently unbothered by the presence of fallen timber, local fauna, or the concept of prior arrangement. The illustration renders them in earth-toned field-document style — stone grey figures against dark trees, ferns, moss, and a bovine skull positioned at the base of the composition in a manner no witness has been able to satisfactorily explain. The text reads as a summary of witness testimony rather than a statement. It is accurate.
◆ THEY WEREN'T ASKING PERMISSION.
Available in sizes S through 5XL. Machine wash cold. Do not iron — the Greys have not responded to heat-based interventions in any documented encounter and WTC takes no responsibility for outcomes.
◆ Product Details
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean drape and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- DTG/DTF prints: detailed garment print with DTF for sleeve/neck labels where used
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; meets safety and EU compliance standards
- Printed and shipped by our fulfilment partners via Printify
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WTC reached out to the entities depicted for comment. The request was not received. It was, however, acknowledged. The distinction was not explained.
The image above shows the t-shirt print artwork for reference. Colours may appear slightly different on the physical product due to monitor calibration and the printing process. The product mock-up images in the gallery are the most accurate representation of the finished product.
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