Bigfoot – It Wasn’t a Bear T-shirt — What The Cryptid?
Price range: $28.99 through $43.67
Description
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Bigfoot — also documented under the regional designation Sasquatch — is a large bipedal hominid reported consistently across North American temperate forest environments, with a morphological profile that has remained stable across decades of witness accounts. Standing between seven and ten feet in height and estimated at 400 to 800 pounds, the subject maintains a low threat rating despite a physical presence that has caused multiple witnesses to describe their own footprints as the more interesting discovery at the scene. Bigfoot is currently classified as active.
The design is rendered in high-contrast monochrome on a black ground. A detailed illustration of Bigfoot occupies the centre of the composition — upright, mid-stride, heavy-set, its coat rendered with close attention to texture and depth. Behind the figure, a dense Pacific Northwest treeline recedes into fog. In the lower right, a pair of oversized humanoid footprints are visible in disturbed earth. Large distressed block lettering fills the background across the full height of the design, reading: IT WASN'T A BEAR. The type sits behind and around the illustration, giving the figure the appearance of emerging directly from the statement. The design functions as a field correction. WTC has reproduced it here as such.
◆ IT WASN'T A BEAR.
Available in sizes S through 5XL. Machine wash cold. Do not iron — the subject has never once required a pressed collar and considers the practice a red flag.
◆ Product Details
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean drape and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- DTG/DTF prints: detailed garment print with DTF for sleeve/neck labels where used
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; meets safety and EU compliance standards
- Printed and shipped by our fulfilment partners via Printify
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WTC reached out to Bigfoot for comment prior to publication. A set of 16-inch footprints was found in the mud outside the editorial office the following morning. This has been logged as a non-response.
The image above shows the t-shirt print artwork for reference. Colours may appear slightly different on the physical product due to monitor calibration and the printing process. The product mock-up images in the gallery are the most accurate representation of the finished product.
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