Archives: Witness Interviews
Officer Marsh observed an unclassified large entity using a beaver dam as a meal surface; entity departed calmly and upstream.
Witness observed unidentified entity seated in consultation chair at Wallace & Wallace funeral home, apparently waiting for a pre-opening appointment; entity departed without incident after being informed of business hours.
Witness reports entity deposited single ceramic pot of quality topsoil near garden fence; no further incident; tomatoes unharmed.
Witness reports ongoing nightly removal of single pie slice by unknown upright entity; nineteen incidents since March 4th; witness has been accommodating entity’s apparent preference for four months without prior disclosure.
Witness reports three to seven Tall Grey entities standing in Marvin’s Farm access road, reviewing what appeared to be a gridded document; entities partially yielded to horn; witness proceeded to appointment.
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