Your Government Has No Comment – We Do – WTC T-Shirt — What The Cryptid?
Price range: $28.99 through $43.67
Description
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
What The Cryptid? News Network has been filing reports on entities the government classifies as non-existent since before the government classified that classification. Our editorial mandate is straightforward: if an agency issues a statement containing the phrase 'no comment,' 'cannot confirm or deny,' or 'that office has been closed for restructuring,' we consider it a lead. We have a great many leads.
This is the WTC masthead position, rendered in print. White bold type on black declares the premise; a red double-rule divides the concession from the response; and the counter-claim — 'We Do.' — runs in WTC red, flanked by rule marks, as if pulled directly from an on-air lower third. The WTC logotype and full network name anchor the base. The design does not argue with the government. It simply notes the gap and fills it, which is what the network has always done.
◆ Your Government Has No Comment. We Do.
Available in sizes S through 5XL. Machine wash cold. Do not iron — classified.
◆ Product Details
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean drape and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- DTG/DTF prints: detailed garment print with DTF for sleeve/neck labels where used
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; meets safety and EU compliance standards
- Printed and shipped by our fulfilment partners via Printify
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WTC submitted a Freedom of Information request to the relevant federal office regarding this product listing. The request was acknowledged. A response is pending. It has been pending for an unspecified period. The office responsible for responding has not confirmed whether it exists.
The image above shows the t-shirt print artwork for reference. Colours may appear slightly different on the physical product due to monitor calibration and the printing process. The product mock-up images in the gallery are the most accurate representation of the finished product.
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