These two subjects share very little except the quality of being, by conventional science, impossible. The Shadow People are reported on every inhabited continent, have no known biological requirements, and have never been observed eating anything. The Nandi Bear is reported exclusively in East Africa, is assumed to eat a great deal, and has left behind enough physical evidence to make several zoologists quietly uncomfortable before retiring the subject.
What follows is an honest attempt to assess both entities on equal terms. The categories were not designed with either subject in mind, which means both will fare poorly in at least three of them. This is expected. The assessment proceeds regardless.
— Malcolm Shaw, dissenting note
