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Credibility: ★★★★☆ 4/5
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Threat Level: MODERATE (Moderate. As is the smell, reportedly.)
Eleven years of sulfur complaints from Braxton County say more about us than they do about it.
Since 2013, the Braxton County environmental office has received forty-seven formal complaints citing a persistent sulfurous odor in the vicinity of Flatwoods, West Virginia. Forty-seven. I have read each one. They describe the smell as eggy, industrial, wrongly organic, like something burning that should not be burning. Several use the word ‘unbearable.’ One resident, a retired schoolteacher named Doris Hench, submitted her complaint on lavender notepaper with a pressed violet in the corner, which I think deserves acknowledgment even if the sentiment does not.
The source of the odor has not been formally identified. Local officials have at various points attributed it to a gas main, seasonal bog activity, and what one report memorably called ‘an uncharacterised subsurface event.’ None of these explanations have held. I am not going to tell you what is causing the smell, because I do not think that is the right question. The right question — and I recognise this may not be a popular position at the county office — is whether forty-seven people submitting complaints about how something smells constitutes a crisis, or whether it constitutes a failure of a rather basic kind of consideration.
The Flatwoods Monster, first reported in 1952, was described by witnesses as emitting a choking, acrid mist. This has been documented consistently across decades. It is not a new development. It is not a malfunction. It is, as far as anyone can establish, simply part of the arrangement. The creature exists. It has a smell. These are not separable facts.
I would ask the residents of Braxton County to consider, briefly and without defensiveness, what they themselves smell like to something that has been here considerably longer.
— Evelyn Crowe, WTC Field Correspondent
I am not being flippant. I keep a small bag of dried herbs in my left cardigan pocket and I am under no illusion that this is because the world smells entirely neutral and fine. We accommodate. We adjust. We carry what we need to carry. Forty-seven formal complaints, eleven years of documentation, and not a single one of them asks what we might do differently — only what might be done to the smell. I find that telling. The odor is moderate. The incuriosity is, I would argue, rather worse.
evelyncrowe@whatthecryptid.com
Evelyn Crowe · Opinion Columnist — WTC
Ten feet tall. Hovered. Left without explanation.
