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Long-form deep dives into unexplained phenomena. Evidence reviewed. Witnesses interviewed. Conclusions reached with appropriate caution.

Why Every Loch Ness Monster Photo Looks Like It Was Taken Through a Jar of Vaseline

May 31, 2026 No Comments

Investigation By Mara Vane · 31 May 2026 👁 Witnesses: 6 | Credibility: ★★☆☆☆ 2/5 | Threat Level: 🟡 MODERATE (Unless you prefer your monsters well-lit) Six months of fieldwork

Intelligence Sources Confirm Cryptid Has Been Infiltrating Rural Council Meetings to Vote Against Its Own Habitat Destruction

May 31, 2026 No Comments

Investigation By Rico Valez · 2 June 2026 👁 Witnesses: 19 | Credibility: ★★★★☆ 4/5 | Threat Level: 🟢 LOW (Unless you work for the IRS) What The Cryptid? has

Investigation

Why Every Loch Ness Monster Photo Looks Like It Was Taken Through a Jar of Vaseline

May 31, 2026
👁 6 Witnesses

Moderate

2

By Mara Vane

Investigation

Intelligence Sources Confirm Cryptid Has Been Infiltrating Rural Council Meetings to Vote Against Its Own Habitat Destruction

May 31, 2026
👁 19 Witnesses

Low

4

By Rico Valez

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