Bunyip “Not Interested In Your Proximity” T-Shirt — What The Cryptid?
Price range: $28.99 through $32.99
Description
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Bigfoot has been sighted across North America for decades. He has been tracked, filmed at considerable distance, and cast in plaster on seventeen separate occasions. He has not, to date, been formally classified by any recognised scientific body. WTC's field documentation team has classified him anyway. Classification: Hominid. Threat Level: Low — Probably Just a Tall Guy.
The WTC Bigfoot Field Classified Tee features our official cryptid field documentation design — circular illustration, full classification panel, and the WTC compass mark — printed on a medium-weight 100% cotton tee built for people who take their forest encounters seriously.
◆ North America's Most Famous Forest Dweller. Still Leaving Footprints.
Available in sizes S through 5XL. 180 g/m² cotton. Machine wash cold. Do not iron — not because of the fabric, but because it would be disrespectful to the documentation.
◆ Product Details
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean drape and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- DTG/DTF prints: detailed garment print with DTF for sleeve/neck labels where used
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; meets safety and EU compliance standards
- Printed and shipped by our fulfilment partners via Printify
What The Cryptid? — Trusted. Unverified. Essential. whatthecryptid.com
Note: Bigfoot was contacted for comment regarding his classification as Threat Level Low. He did not respond. This is consistent with his known behaviour and does not alter the assessment.
The image above shows the chest print artwork for reference. Colours may appear slightly different on the physical product due to monitor calibration and the printing process. The product mock-up images in the gallery are the most accurate representation of the finished product.
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