The 40-foot cryptid apparently mistook a 200-foot steel telecommunications structure for a ‘really solid oak,’ and now nobody in Harlan County can check their email.

Breaking By Harold “Hal” Ridgeway · 11 June 2026 👁 Witnesses: 12 | Credibility: ★★★☆☆ 3/5 | Threat Level: 🟡 MODERATE (Park at your own risk. Validation not accepted.) Interdimensional

Breaking By Harold “Hal” Ridgeway · 9 June 2026 👁 Witnesses: 14 | Credibility: ★★★★☆ 4/5 | Threat Level: 🟠 HIGH (Unless you enjoy surprise family visits from Death) Maritime

Breaking By Harold “Hal” Ridgeway · 8 June 2026 👁 Witnesses: 14 | Credibility: ★★★★☆ 4/5 | Threat Level: 🟡 MODERATE (Check your insurance policy. Check it twice.) FLATHEAD COUNTY,

Breaking By Harold “Hal” Ridgeway · 4 June 2026 👁 Witnesses: 15 | Credibility: ★★★★☆ 4/5 | Threat Level: 🟢 LOW (Unless you have good health insurance) Mass workers’ compensation

Breaking By Daryl “Daz” McKenna · 1 June 2026 👁 Witnesses: 19 | Credibility: ★★★★☆ 4/5 | Threat Level: 🟡 MODERATE (Especially if you own diving equipment) Williamson clan served