Seven-foot cryptid cited ‘scheduling conflicts’ before retreating into Pine Ridge Forest as authorities establish expanded search perimeter

PINE RIDGE — A local dogman encountered during routine evening patrol has respectfully declined our interview request, citing what witnesses describe as ‘prior commitments’ before disappearing into the Pine Ridge Forest preserve. The creature, estimated at seven feet tall with distinctive canine features, was reportedly cordial but firm in its refusal to speak with WTCNN.

We approached the cryptid at approximately 9:47 PM following multiple witness reports of unusual howling near the old logging road. When asked for comment about recent territorial disputes with local hiking groups, the dogman gestured politely but declined to elaborate. Attempts to schedule a follow-up interview were met with what appeared to be apologetic head shaking before the creature retreated into dense underbrush.

Witnesses Describe ‘Surprisingly Professional’ Encounter

Local hiker Margaret Chen, who observed the interaction from approximately fifty yards, described the dogman as ‘unexpectedly courteous.’ According to Chen, the creature maintained appropriate social distancing throughout our attempted interview and appeared genuinely sorry about the scheduling conflict. ‘You could tell he wanted to help,’ Chen stated. ‘But he seemed very busy.’

You could tell he wanted to help, but he seemed very busy.

— Margaret Chen, witness

Park Ranger Dennis Kowalski arrived on scene approximately twelve minutes after our initial contact attempt, expressing visible frustration with both the dogman’s presence and our continued pursuit of the story. ‘This is exactly why we have restricted access protocols,’ Kowalski stated while directing us away from the trail. When pressed about previous cryptid encounters in the area, Kowalski declined further comment and requested immediate evacuation of all civilians.

Emergency crews have established a half-mile perimeter around the encounter site, though officials continue refusing to classify this as a public safety incident. When asked directly whether the dogman poses any threat to local residents, Sheriff’s Deputy Amanda Ross stated only that ‘the situation remains under investigation’ before requesting our immediate departure from the scene.

Investigation Continues Despite Official Obstruction

We attempted to re-establish contact with the dogman through traditional howling protocols, but received no response despite multiple attempts. Local wildlife expert Dr. Patricia Valdez, reached by phone, expressed skepticism about the creature’s reported politeness. ‘Dogmen are typically more confrontational,’ Valdez stated. ‘This level of social awareness suggests either evolved behavior or possible media training.’

This level of social awareness suggests either evolved behavior or possible media training.

— Dr. Patricia Valdez, wildlife expert

At this stage, authorities are requesting all civilians avoid the Pine Ridge area until further notice. The dogman remains at large, though witness accounts suggest it may simply be attempting to maintain privacy. We will continue monitoring the situation and respectfully request the creature reconsider our interview offer at its earliest convenience.

This is Rico Valez reporting live from Pine Ridge Forest, where we are currently being escorted off the premises for the second time tonight. We’re not leaving until we get answers.

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