Herbally Competent Witch T-Shirt — What The Cryptid?
Price range: $28.99 through $32.99
Description
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
The Common Witch (WTC-CV-001) holds the distinction of being the oldest continuously active file in the WTC cryptid database — a record it has shown no interest in relinquishing. Documented across every continent with the partial exception of Antarctica, the Common Witch maintains an evidence trail spanning approximately 40,000 years and an accuracy rate on matters of botanical medicine that several peer-reviewed journals have declined to formally acknowledge. It is consistently described as knowing exactly what it is doing.
This tee features the WTC Common Witch field profile reduced to its three most operationally relevant data points, rendered in a torn-paper typographic composition in cream, black, and amber gold on a black ground. A silhouette portrait — profile view, pointed hat, characteristic composure — appears in the upper right corner, confirming the subject's identity without elaborating further. The design was produced as part of the WTC Spirit Classification series following the editorial team's decision that some entities simply do not require additional explanation.
◆ Herbally competent. Globally present. Spiritually motivated.
Available in sizes S through 5XL. Machine wash cold. Do not iron — the last person who ironed near an active practitioner's workspace reported that three appliances stopped working and the cat left voluntarily.
◆ Product Details
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean drape and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- DTG/DTF prints: detailed garment print with DTF for sleeve/neck labels where used
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; meets safety and EU compliance standards
- Printed and shipped by our fulfilment partners via Printify
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WTC reached out to the Common Witch for comment via three documented channels and one undocumented one. No response was received. A sprig of rosemary appeared on the editor's desk the following morning. Provenance unknown. File remains open.
The image above shows the t-shirt print artwork for reference. Colours may appear slightly different on the physical product due to monitor calibration and the printing process. The product mock-up images in the gallery are the most accurate representation of the finished product.
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