What The Cryptid? — Witness File WITNESS INTERVIEW — FILE #0512 INTERNAL — NOT FOR RELEASE Location: Moonlight Diner, rear parking lot, Harlan’s Creek, WV Witness: Junior Polk, 47 — Overnight Cook, Moonlight Diner (Harlan’s Creek, WV) Interviewer: Mara Vane DCA Case Reference: DCA-HC-2026-0512 [DCA NOTE: Sixth documented interview with this witness. Witness has never confirmed a sighting, named an entity, or filed a report. DCA confidence rating remains Moderate pending first verifiable disclosure. Interview conducted at witness request — first time in eleven years of contact. Reason given: unspecified.] INTERVIEWER: For the record, today is July 17th, 2026. I’m speaking with Junior Polk outside the Moonlight Diner, Harlan’s Creek, approximately 4:50 in the morning. Mr. Polk, you contacted the network. That’s new. WITNESS: Didn’t say I had anything to report. INTERVIEWER: You left a voicemail at 2:17 a.m. asking me to come down. WITNESS: I know what I did. [Witness gestures toward the dumpster enclosure at the south end of the parking lot. Does not speak for approximately eight seconds.] WITNESS: You want some coffee. INTERVIEWER: I’m fine. What did you want to show me, Junior? WITNESS: I didn’t say I wanted to show you anything. INTERVIEWER: All right. What did you want to tell me? WITNESS: I don’t know that I want to tell you anything either. [Pause, 14 seconds.] WITNESS: Something’s been taking the pie. INTERVIEWER: Pie. WITNESS: I put the cooling racks on the back sill. Same as I always do. Two in the morning, sometimes three, when the overnight bake is done. Been doing it...