Rico Valez “Hazard Pay” T-Shirt — What The Cryptid?
Price range: $28.99 through $32.99
Description
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Rico Valez is a field correspondent for the What The Cryptid? Paranormal News Network. He covers incidents that other journalists describe as 'unverifiable,' 'implausible,' or 'inadvisable to pursue.' His assignment intake form has a dedicated checkbox for 'proximity to unknown biological entity,' which he has ticked more times than any other active staff member. He submits his expenses on time.
This tee features the WTC field correspondent's position on his own employment, rendered in bold distressed typography on a black ground. 'HAZARD PAY' dominates the chest in large cream block lettering with a worn, industrial texture, flanked by amber lightning bolts. Above it, in clean white type: THIS IS WHY I GET. The WTC network logo and Rico Valez's name and title appear beneath. The design does not elaborate on what, specifically, warranted the hazard pay classification. Rico has declined to elaborate also, on the grounds that the incident report is still open.
◆ THIS IS WHY I GET HAZARD PAY.
Available in sizes S through 5XL. Machine wash cold. Do not iron — Rico has noted that applying direct heat to a garment within thirty metres of a Type-4 thermal anomaly constitutes a secondary incident, and he does not have the paperwork for that.
◆ Product Details
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean drape and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- DTG/DTF prints: detailed garment print with DTF for sleeve/neck labels where used
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; meets safety and EU compliance standards
- Printed and shipped by our fulfilment partners via Printify
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WTC contacted Rico Valez for comment. He responded promptly, stated that he was 'currently in the field,' and asked whether this counted toward his hours. When informed it did not, he said 'noted' and ended the call. His location at time of contact was logged as unknown. His hazard pay claim for that week was approved.
The image above shows the t-shirt print artwork for reference. Colours may appear slightly different on the physical product due to monitor calibration and the printing process. The product mock-up images in the gallery are the most accurate representation of the finished product.
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