Ask Evelyn: Something in the Mountains Is Doing a Better Job Than You

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Ranger Halloway, fourteen years and the Shining Rock summer — you have earned the right to be taken seriously, and I am taking you seriously.

Let me address your three questions in reverse order, because the last one is actually the most sensible and I want to get to it quickly.

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