◆ What The Cryptid? News Network · Personnel File ◆
Daryl "Daz"
McKenna
Cryptid Tracker & Wilderness Correspondent
Sightings Desk
● Field Assignment
WTC · WTCNN
QLD · NT · Wherever the Sign Is
"Creature was about nine foot tall, smelled like wet carpet and bad intentions. Pretty standard Tuesday, honestly."
daryldazmckenna@whatthecryptid.com
◆ About Daz McKenna
Daz McKenna grew up rural Queensland, second of five kids, in a household where unusual wildlife encounters were considered a normal conversational topic and where nobody looked especially surprised when young Daryl came home at fourteen describing something large and bipedal he'd encountered near the creek. His father told him to write it down. His mother told him to stay away from the creek. He did neither.
He joined What The Cryptid? in 2016 after Rico Valez encountered him at the edge of a restricted zone in far north Queensland and, unable to identify what Daz was doing there or how he'd got past three separate security perimeters, hired him on the spot on the grounds that anyone that comfortable in a restricted area was either a criminal or exactly the kind of specialist the network needed.
His threat assessment calibration, colleagues agree, is significantly miscalibrated relative to standard human responses. Situations that cause trained field journalists to retreat immediately cause Daz to crouch down for a closer look. He has described a nine-foot creature that destroyed half a campsite as "a bit worked up" and a close encounter with an apex paranormal predator as "not the worst Tuesday I've had, to be honest."
He once advised a panicking camera operator to "just be boring" in the presence of something that had been following them for forty minutes. The camera operator followed the advice. It worked. He has not fully recovered from the experience of it working.
He believes every creature, however unusual, is operating within its own consistent logic. He believes wilderness respect is non-negotiable regardless of whether the wilderness contains standard or non-standard fauna. And he believes, with the cheerful certainty of someone who has tested the hypothesis extensively, that most things out there are more interested in being left alone than in causing trouble. He has not yet identified the thing that took the ute. He remains hopeful.
◆ Field Records ◆
Known Incidents & Open Files
The following matters are documented in WTCNN field records. Most are described by Daz as within acceptable parameters.
Field File · Ongoing
The Ute
Something took it. Not damaged in place — took it. Physical evidence at the scene included tracks, one set of antler-shaped gouges on a gum tree at approximately three metres, and the absence of the ute. Investigation ongoing. Daz remains cautiously optimistic about its return and has not ruled out a negotiated arrangement, though he has not clarified what that would look like in practice.
Investigation Open. Optimistic.
Field File · Roper River · 2019
The Roper River Job
Three days tracking something that kept doubling back on its own trail in a way that suggested it understood what tracking was. On the third night something circled camp for four hours — Biscuit tracked it with his eyes the entire time without moving. Between 2am and first light, the Land Cruiser was moved approximately forty metres and parked facing the other direction. Keys were in Daz's pocket. Filed as inconclusive. Eleven pages of notes. Unread. Not because they're upsetting. Because some questions are more useful open than answered.
Inconclusive. Notes Unread.
Field File · Cooktown · Classified
The Cooktown Incident
Occurred near a waterhole. Never publicly discussed by anyone present. One WTCNN colleague knows what happened. They don't discuss it either. May be connected to something currently active further north. Daz's response to direct questions is a single sentence and a subject change. The sentence is different each time, which colleagues find notable.
Not Discussed.
Active Data · Unpublished
The Bunyip Data
Three river systems documented. Behaviour is seasonal and correlates with water temperature, not moon phase — he is very clear on this. Nobody has asked to see the data. Daz has it. He has opinions about where and when it should be published. The data sits alongside Yowie distribution notes in what he describes as "the boring part of the hard drive."
Documented. Sitting. Waiting.
Personnel File · Greg · Adjacent
Greg's Last Known Movements
Greg Holloway, WTCNN's intern, was last officially placed across field locations in far north Queensland and the Northern Territory. Daz has visited most of them. The coffee at Junction 14 is quite good. Daz's answer about Greg's whereabouts is a fraction too quick and a fraction too brief for a man who is never brief about anything. WTCNN's position is that Greg remains missing. This is noted as a separate matter from Daz's field reports in the same geographic window.
Missing. Junction 14. Quite Good.
Regulatory File · QLD Parks
The QLD Parks Disagreement
Senior Ranger Colleen Marsh, Queensland Parks & Wildlife, has Daz's number saved as DO NOT ANSWER. The disagreement involves at least one national park, a written warning, and a quantity of bunyip bait she describes as excessive. Daz's position is that adequate preparation is not the same as excess. Neither party is in a hurry to resolve the matter. The written warning is on file.
Written Warning. Unhurried.